Brooklyn, NY [TMN] As Residents of the tight nit Boro Park community got ready for the first ever Gay Chisidish Chasana in the Frum World, Rabbi Yoel Klien Chief Rabbe "A Self Proclaimed Gay Chassid" as he calls it, Prepared the Kasuba in the up most appropriate way to fit with Jews laws of homosexuality and marriage.
Now Local community activist, Menachem Viesner who introduced the couple in a Small kitchen setting, In his two bedroom apartment that he lives in with his wife Leah and 15 children, Two of witch are missing as TMN News will report in a future article. "They met for the first time in private, It was two weeks ago" Mencahem recalls "it was after a long Shobbis meal at my summer bungalow in the Country" Rabbi Mencahem Viesner added.
(Menachem also made sure to Inform TMN News, That he gets a little "what they called A.D.D. When I was in yeshiva, I think they Invented a new thing called ADHD now but I haven't caught that disease yet Baruch Hashem. It kind of reminds me when I gave Mendel This New STD called Swine Flu on Mitzva Nach, Oy the Diseases they Invent These days. We Need Moshiach now")
Menachem Continued the exclusive Interview with our TMN News Reporter on scene (while pausing to ask the Chosins father if he knew what the score was for the "Yankel Game" then continuing.) "After seeing the the two Bochrim both deep in conversation, and a glow on both of their faces at the shobbis table after a few Lechiams, Some Times When I'm going to the Mikva I" (Our TMN News Reporter Had to step in and remind Menachem he was in middle of a Interview when Menachem started walking away asking some one if they knew where the closets Mikva was). "O ya I forgot, So as I was saying I knew Yossel and Mendel were made for each other from the start! " Mencahem Viesner told TMN News Reporter Shlomo Lisker.
At 5:00 pm the Kabalos Panom was a half hour late due to both sides of the Chosons family meeting each other for the first time (A source told TMN). And at 6:00 pm the Choson and Chuson made there way down the aisle for the first ever Gay Chasana in the Frum World. "A sight to be seen" one of the guests told TMN News who claimed he was "Not a Fagel" but had nothing against it.
Our TMN Photographers out side of the wedding hall on 18th avenue in Boro Park, "At a Secret Location" as it said on the wedding invitations posted with the address on it around the Boro park and Willumsburg area), Got some exclusive photos from the press banned wedding, And even got a small quote from one of the head Rabbis at the wedding who said he flew all the way in from Monsey. The Rabbi, Rabbi Sphincter who is world renowned for making intelligent statements (according to his web site. A site he claims he created while collecting Tzadaka at the library) Told TMN News Reporter Shimon Singer "Homosexual's are Gay" after asking the guy sitting next to him where the kalah was.
This was an amazing step in the Frum community, and on behalf of all the staff of TMN News we would like to wish a Mazel Tov to the newly married couple Yossel And Mendel who responded by telling TMN News they just found this new thing on the Internet called Craigslist where they will hopefully find a Chassidish family with to many kids to Handel, and maybe adopt a kid or two from them.
TMN News corespondent Shandy From Shandy.com called To inform our chief Editor and CEO Yossel Burnboum from our Flat Bush office, about a post she found on craigslist (while looking for some nice Chasidish family to give her "Vilda Chaya Mendel Tzvi" up for adoption because she "ran out of room in her house to store any more Kindalach").
She forwarded the Craig's list post link to TMN labeled:
-Looking Get Rid of some of your Kinderlach before the Tomim Toivim to save money on the unnecessary extra Yomim Toivim bills so you can take your family on a Shomer Shobbis Cruise to your bungalow in the country next summer?-
When TMN News opened the Post it Read:
Nice Frum Gay Chasidish Warm Loving English/Yiddish/Hebrew speaking Couple Looking for toilet trained open minded preferably upshirn age for adopting must be willing to ship directly to boro park on 13th ave with food stamps and a Bris certificate you can call us on our cell phone after shobbis.-
On Behalf of TMN News We wish the New couple much of luck in finding there new kinderlach on line with lots of nachos.
*The MINYAN News Source Does Not In Any Way Support or Assist In the Trafficking Of Young Children Under any circumstances unless you get a heter from your local Rabbi.
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