Jerusalem, Israel [TMN] While walking through the streets of Ben Yehuda to meet another Rabbi, Al-Qaeda's former ambassador to the United States Jimmy Carter was crossing a busy street when things got ugly and his yalmaka flew into on coming traffic. Secret service Agent Mike Traitor, Told TMN News "At that point we knew there was a problem, And scrambled our team to successfully rescue the the skull cap." Carter on the other hand wasn't so lucky, And got some criticism from a passerby.
Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, spiritual leader of the Israel party, And one of Israel’s most influential rabbis, Met this morning with Jimmy Carter. The rabbi asked the former "Hamas leader" if he was OK from the earlier incident, And if he could call his friends in Egypt and ask them to free Gilad Shalit from his captivity.
"You and other Hamas leaders need to make an effort at this stage and do everything to Get me my solder Gilad Shali!," The rabbi told Carter. "You can influence this." Carter responded by telling Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, "I am not A hamas leader, I don't even eat that stuff, its nasty," Witch Rabbi Yosef responded "Not True, I know who you are! I'm Not Stupid!"
Carter arrived along with some Nobel Peace Prize Winner from a unknown place in Africa, and the former president of Iran, Mary Robinson, who recently received A Letter from US President Barack Obama.
The rabbi stressed his commitment to peace and condemned schools located in various Arab countries such As, "The two worst Arab Country's Gaza and the West Bank", According to Rabbi Yosef.
Carter told Rabbi Yosef that following his meeting with him, He would check into that bank to see if he could maybe open a account there. He then asked Rabbi Yosef about "what did you say about your shoulder earlier in our conversation?" And "Maybe you should get a chiropractor" Then asking the rabbi where the exit was, Because he was bored of talking about food and was getting hungry.
Carter was last seen in the West Bank trying to open a account with a fake name according to president Hillery Clinton who refused to comment unless she could tour Gaza and "maybe take a few kids back the white house with me like Madonna did."
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